Melbourne to Port Fairy - On a slow boat to”"Port Fairy, actually. You know we all get a bit guilty of focussing on records, so it came as a surprise when we could not find a record of the slowest M2PF. This one would have had to come close, how…

‘Why is it so? ” I”ll tell you.’ If you”re old enough to remember the late physics Professor”s ads for Cadbury Dairy Milk (and his TV show “The Lab”), then you”re old enough to have been around when “Quasimodo” set the M2PF race re…